Professional Athletes Irritate Me...

It's getting to be baseball season, so it's time for some good baseball news dontcha think? And by good baseball news I mean Red's catcher Jason LaRue (who is so spectacular he gets boo-ed everytime I'm at a game) is getting paid millions to sit around for the next two weeks. Which means he gets paid millions to miss opening day. Wait, should I capitalize that, since it's like a holiday here? Opening Day! See, I exclaimed it a holiday & festive. Our friend Jason is having knee surgery to repair torn cartilage. Allow me to elaborate, in case you aren't getting the full effect yet. Jason gets paid MILLIONS because he can catch a ball and can squat for hours on end. His job to is crouch down and catch balls….how hard is that? And he gets paid MILLIONS. It's not as if any boob couldn't do this job, and the average boob would shut the heck up about their knee and just do their job. It's not like he's a power hitter..he's the catcher. They are one step above pitchers in the power hitting ranks. He gets paid millions to catch a ball…oh wait, for the next 2 weeks he's getting paid millions to eat ice cream and cry. Here's a sample of it would be like if I owned the Reds:

Jason LaRue: WAAA! My knee hurts
Me: Shut up, so does mine. Man up and get back to work

Professional athletes are the whiniest people in the nation, except that lady who squats on Bush's ranch. Hey wait, she's good at squatting and she's a boob, maybe the Red's should sign her....

George W. is coming to town to celebrate my anniversary. You see, G.W. and I, we are great friends. Actually, I'm just a big fat liar. He's throwing out the first pitch for Opening Day, which happens to be on my 2 year anniversary (Aaron I like nice things..). However, G.W. will NOT be throwing out the opening pitch to Jason LaRue. Since that would interrupt the ice cream time. However, I'd pay BIG money to see George throw the first pitch to a squatting Cindy Sheehan