It's a Hullabaloo!

DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK! I know you all sit and wait for this award. I'm glad to hear that stupidity exists elsewhere besides Cincinnati. In case you all couldn't tell yet, I"m not really a fan of child molesters or rapists, as if that needs to be said. Like child molesters have fans...but anyways. So a judge in Columbus (or C-Bus if you guys like that) allowed a plea deal that let a 46 year old man who was being charged with 20 counts of rape to only be convicted on 2 counts of sexual battery. This guy won't even go to jail! He just has to be labeled as a sexual predator, be on house arrest, be on probation, and do some sort of "don't rape people" treatment.

Basically, this repeat offending jerk off rapist gets off pretty much scott-free. Does anyone really believe house arrest is going to be affective? Like he really cares about this treatment? He's sitting around laughing like "yeah..treatment..piss off judicial system." Probation?? Probation from WHAT, raping children? And how much does the state REALLY follow sexual predators? I mean, it's on the news weekly about a sexual predator living too close to a school or daycare, and it's usually the residents alerting the media to the problem. Best part of the story, this sicko is moving to Hamilton County. File this under, "Why I'm Moving: Vol. 2"!! The judge's statement is that the rapist would've gotten 100 years in prison if he had been convicted of the charges and not pled out. 100 years in prison vs. no jail time. Yeah, it seems fair to me too. Who allows a plea bargin like this to happen? Douche bag of the week, that's who. Hamilton County prosectutor has some uplifting advice for parents regarding this situation: "If you live on McMicken in Clifton, I'd be watching your kids closely. He is going to re-offend." That's fantastic, how about CPD and Hamilton County do something to prevent that? I have a question, If you live on McMicken in Clifton, why??

On to other things. In an interesting turn of Oscar events, the author of Brokeback Mountain (the book) has gotten rather bitter and started referring to "Crash" as "Trash". Wow, what a clever use of words there. Now, I'm sure we all know how I feel about Crash, however the irony here is not lost on me. This person writes a book about gay cowboys and sits around calling anything else trash. Yeah, whatever lady. I'm using your book as toilet paper this week because I find that to be it's best ust, therefore I am denying you the right to brush your shoulders off.

This news is fantastic! A man in California drives a garbage truck right? Weel, he drove it right into his own car. Now he is suing the city for damages to his car, since he was working for the city at the time he carelessly wrecked into his own car. Essentially, he is suing himself. Now, hopefully the court won't waste time and money and this case will be thrown out. However, I think this guy falls into a close second for douche bag of the week. Only in California..

Michael Douglas became a new favorite of mine earlier this week when he was in an apparently irritable mood and decided to sit and celebrity bash during an interview. Some Michael quotes I know we'll all heart:

"I just don't know about Brad Pitt leaving that beautiful woman to go hold orphans for Angelina Jolie. I mean, how long is that going to last?"

"Don't ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger and her ex-husband Kenny Chesney. I don't know how you can be married for four months."

"And what about Julia and Lyle. There must be some incredible things you find out one night."

I love that he takes time to rant about Julia and Lyle, even though they've been done for about a decade. I love when celebs turn into haters...