Bowling

So, bowling is the new pink. No Joke. So, we go bowling every sunday, because it's cheap fun.....and better than hookers, with slightly less chance of picking up a disease. So anyways..we bowl.

So, tonight we are bowling and this group of annoying girls and one boy come over and start bowling on the lane next to us. First, they are like 19, then the one girl starts attempting to flirt with Aaron. I liked when she goes "Can I use your ball" and Aaron's like "jigga what". No, he didn't really say that...I was thinking it though. THEN this weird girl keeps talking to me & my friend. She was all about telling us how we can all share the balls and then I bowl a strike and this weirdo is like "yeah girl, brush your shoulders off" Yeah..ladies is pimps too..I'm a "true playa" because I have my own bowling shoes. I love attracting idiots.

I'm still mourning the loss of my ball..."The Lynn", "The Grape", "The Purple Monster"...oh Brunswick Fling, what pawn shop are you in? Le Sigh..


I've decided that there needs to be a bowling ball hate crime, and Capt. Bowl here will be the one to commit said hate crime.