Human Fireball

So, Dell is recalling laptop batteries due to a propensity to explode. For about 2 days I sat around waiting for my laptop to explode in my lap. However, I found the time to finally explore the issue and find out that my battery will not explode (at least not yet). Obviously, not exploding is a good thing, but admit it, if I was on the news as that girl who exploded you'd ALL be like "Hey, isn't that Nikki? She's on fire!"