Hero of the Week!

Two blogs in one day?! Jigga YAY!

I have some fantastic news, a HERO of the week! That's right, not a douche bag, but a hero. An 84 year old man in North Carolina used his cane to beat down a would-be mugger. Apparently, it all started when the worst mugger I've ever heard of pulled up (in his car) in front of Grandpa's house and asked for a cigarette. I hate when people beat around the bush, just ASK for my money up front please. Well, anyways, Grandpa is like, "I don't smoke yo!" This mugger proceeds to pull out a shot gun and start demanding money. Now, I'm not sure how close said vehicle was to the house, but either he was pretty stinking close or this was the longest shot gun ever. You see, when Captain Foolish pulls out his shotgun, Grandpa smote it down with his cane. THEN Grandpa took off running around the car, with the mugger chasing him and threatening him with the gun. How insanely slow are you when you can't even catch up to an old man with a cane? I bet this mugger wishes he would've remembered his helmet that day, because Grandpa turned around and beat him over the head WWF style with his cane until the idiot finally crawled back into his car and drove away. Where am I when things like this are happening? Oh yeah, hibernating.

*This is NOT the old man, but if I had to imagine...