Why I Watch Local News...

First, a motorcyclist hit a deer in Batavia. While this is not funny in the least, what is hilarious is the shotty camera work. They actually show the dead deer lying in a bush. Is that the best you can do? I mean, the news station is located in Clifton, which is a good 40 minutes from Batavia. You're telling me that you drove 40 minutes to shoot some footage of Bambi in a bush? These are the reasons Haley isn't allowed to watch the news....

Then someone is beating puppies. We've all laughed about the shootings, we've laughed about OTR, we even joke about those burned bodies. But puppy beating? That's just wrong. Apparently someone broke into a poorly secured Kentucky animal shelter, stole puppies, beat them to death, and THEN stuffed their dead bodies into the donation bin outside the shelter.

Leave it to Kentucky to have a puppy beater.