Pittsburg Is Full Of Morons....

So, the city of Pittsburg is full of morons. First, it brought us Prof. Massey..and well, if you were in my sociology class you'd understand. The woman told us that male lions are lazy all they do is lay around and lick themselves, while the females run around and hunt for food and go "ROAR!" She also told us "Ladies, if a guy ever says 'Baby, I can't live without you', well then you need to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN" and while she's yelling run, she is running circles around the desk. Not that this has anything to do with my real blog, I just thought you should know....

So, we all know about Big Ben and his nasty accident. We also all know that this fall, when the Bengals play the Steelers those biased announcers will be like "well, you know Ben had that accident, losing those teeth has really had a negative effect on his throwing. Plus, his thumb still hurts from last year..he's wearing 5 gloves now!" and my ears will bleed. (Thank you John Madden).

Well, apparently this poor old woman who turned left into on-coming motorcycle traffic has been receiving threatening phone calls from random fanatics in Pittsburg. That's just insane. Can't an old lady just be old? Is it necessary to harrass the woman? Dear Random Idiots, It's called a traffic ACCIDENT for a reason. Congratulations Pittsburg, you're still stupid.

However, those boobs don't even qualify for douche bag of the week. Guess who does? Oh yeah, Big Ben. To add insult to toothless injury, he will be receiving over $300 in fines (I hope his tooth fairy pays well!). Ben's previous comments about not wearing a helmet was "the state of Pennsylvania doesn't require it." Well, Ben..maybe you should've learned to read the entire law concerning this manner (did he learn nothing at Miami??). The state of Pennsylvania doesn't require LICENSED motorcycle drivers to wear helmets. So Ben, when you obtain the proper permit, you too can legally try to kill yourself. That's why you are a douche bag.