Only in Cincinnati..

Only in Cincinnati (and probably Detroit) would a crime like this happen: Someone drove by the Mosque in Clifton, rolled down their car window (hand crank I sincerely hope!) and yelled, "Ya'll gonna get bombed!". If you are going to terrorize a group of Muslims, screaming that they're "gonna get bombed" out of your car window is probably not the best way to go about it. Ever heard the word jihad? Not that I'm advocating terrorist actions against Muslims, maybe Buddhists, but not Muslims. (I'm kidding!! Seriously, I'm midwest, but I'm not a redneck.)

"Westwood Concern" e-mails Aaron frequently to let him know the happenings of the Westside. My concern is why haven't we burned it down and start over yet, but no one cares to address my concerns. Never once is it mentioned "Police have found the perpetrators of a home invasion on February 10," so until THAT concern is addressed Westwood can stick it as far as I'm concerned. That being said, this current concern is pretty awesome. It initially talks about how the citizens of Westwood were desirous for change and peace during the riots and they just want city politicians to stop talking about building a jail and just do it. A meeting was proposed in Westwood, in order to make it more convenient for citizens to attend. I guess fearing that real citizens with opinions and ideas might attend said meeting (rather than those people city council pays to think like them), this meeting location has been changed. It will now be at someone's office (i don't pay THAT much attention) at 6th and Court St. When was the last time anyone with half a brain cell ran around 6th and Court at night? The last time I was near Court Street was when Aaron worked right in the heart of Over the Rhine. I was crossing the street to get to my car and a "friendly" local yelled at me, "Go on cross da street CRACKA!" I guess he was friendly..I mean, he didn't outright shoot me, or rape me, or steal my car. That's more than I can say for the Westwood locals, you know, the people who desire all this change. I see two sides of this coin: If you're REALLY a concerned citizen, you'd be at that meeting regardless of it's proximity to your home. However, would I personally attend a meeting on Court street at night? Heck no. This cracka don't play that.


As my father always said, "No good deed goes unpunished," and we all know father knows best. After a night of drinking, some BOOB snatched a purse outside of a local pub. Brandon Morris, a 25 year old would-be Superman attempted to recover the purse, only to be shot by said purse snatcher. Not only did this purse snatching boob shoot Brandon, he proceeded to chase him up the street and shoot him in the head! Brandon went from Good Samaritan to martyr in less than 60 seconds. The moral of this story is NOT helping others gets you nothing but dead, because God knows and his sense of humor is unparalleled. I sincerely hope this uber goon gets nothing but a handful of Canadian change and an old stick of Fruit Stripe gum with a hair stuck to it in that purse. Because THAT'S karma.....