Shoes....bodonkadonk

yes, this is an honest posting about shoes. what is this trend with boots? who wants furry boots...with pants tucked into them?! personally, i am not a fan of boots of any kind. I don't like shoes that come above my ankles. However, if your pants are tucked into your boots..you look dumb..jessica simpson.
also, wearing boots with mini skirts or shorts or something that is not pants and shows off the bootieness of your boots. and yes, i did just say that...so love it.

pointy shoes. i think this speaks for itself. when i see pointy shoes i immediately think of the wizard of oz, when the house fell on the wicked witch of the east and her feet were pointy right before they curled up under the house. therefore i refer to them as witch shoes and cannot figure out how people can get their feet into them.

heels...i don't like heels. i hate wearing heels. i want to drive the heel through the eye of the person who invented heels. they are not comfortable and they turn women into liars. i was at a wedding once and a guest made a comment about the bride saying "she's tall..i didn't realize she was so tall". she's not turd wad, she's wearing at least 2 inch heels...she's not tall, she's a liar. i wasn't willing to sacrifice comfort to not be dwarfed by my husband on my wedding day. i had to wear heels in my brother's wedding (chris picked the shoes) and i was not comfortable. which is why i let my bridesmaids pick their own shoes, because a) i want them to be comfortable and b) who cares about feet..no one is looking at the bridesmaids or their feet.