3rd Awesome of Christmas

We’re getting down to the awesomes that are especially dear to my heart. The 3^rd awesome, a fight will break out. Not a violent fight, come on people what kind of family of animals do you think I come from?! Besides, we stopped having Christmas with mom’s family years ago. I’m talking about a paper war.

At some point, dad or Scott will throw a wrapping paper ball at me, while I am busy staring off into space. I will angrily throw a paper ball back. This all continues with much laughter until some moron (usually dad) hits mom….usually in the face. Mom will then stomp off, yelling about how none of us knows how to behave, we’re all a bunch of animals, she’s going to start feeding us from bowls on the front porch & she’s tired of the crap.