10th Awesome of Christmas

The 10th Awesome of Christmas

this used to be an awesome, but since i haven't had a Christmas in 7 years without this feeling i'm using it anyways so just enjoy it.

being at meijer when that horrible Christmas music finally stops.

there's something about hearing 14 different versions of white christmas intersperesed with santa claus (satan claus) is coming to town, santa baby, some song about frosted windowpanes & some other song about wanting to wash your hands and face in snow, that makes a person HATE christmas music.

then there's the added annoyance of being yelled at because all of the christian christmas songs (silent night, away in a manger, oh holy night etc) are music only, no words. yes, liberals & their political correctness have managed to even ruin christmas. so people yell at me as if it's my fault fred meijer is a stingy, God-hating scrooge?! look pal, my christmas bonus consists of a family picture of fred & the boys and a $5 coupon for a ham..i know the man is a scrooge, i don't need you to inform me.

when the christmas music finally stopped and we were back to our easy listening tunes my cosmic balance was realigned. i grabbed my clearance gun and orange stickered the crap out of those cheesy gift sets while i rocked out to toad the wet sprocket. it was the highlight of the retail season.

although, they have added auld lang syne this year it would STILL not make working there a wonderful life.