Cincinnati Doesn't Disappoint

So, in the world where reality trumps fiction, Cincinnati never ceases to satisfy me. Triple shooting AND triple homicide. in the same day!! It’s like Christmas all over again for people with guns apparently. Although, the triple shooting was in Evanston, which is not a surprise it’s just a daily occurrence. I think it should no longer be announced on the news that there was a shooting in Evanston, Over-the-Rhine, East End, West End, Walnut Hills or Price Hill. It is assumed that there was a shooting in any or all of the above places and it is no longer news. It will be news when no one is shot in any of these places.

However, triple homicides don’t occur every day in Newport, therefore this is an acceptable news story. The man called his son to say he had killed the family. He also called into work, so is that like a sick day? Mental health day perhaps? “Yeah um, I won’t be in today. I just killed my family, I think I’m going to need to burn my remaining vacation days.” However, the man also killed the family pets, I can only imagine that PETA is angry and planning a protest that this is not considered a murder to kill the family pets.

3/5 of Fernald worker complaints have been denied? Let me get this straight..people are dying of cancer, lung disease etc. and the Chernobyl of America is like “nope, you get nothing…DENIED” That’s the government for ya…..bend over and take some uranium up the anus.

Headline: “series of crashes snarls traffic on I-75”. Again…not news. All it takes to snarl traffic on 75 is more than 4 cars and some sunshine. 75 sucks end of story.

A real shock to the west side…a woman tried to start an animal shelter in her home…she was the cat lady and things got more than a little out of hand. More than 30 cats and dogs were removed from her home, and 16 live cats were found next door. However, they also found 25 dead cats and 4 dead dogs in a freezer in the house next door. It’s been said the woman just couldn’t say no to these animals. Ok, that’s one thing…but when you are saving them as food in the basement…..that’s another issue entirely. I mean, there are visuals on the internet that include random cats in cages and fecal matter everywhere inside the home. This is worse than the time my cousin told me that she baby gated her two dogs in her kitchen for 2 days..and then swiffered their pee up. I mean, at least she made the lame attempt to clean. *Note…don’t eat anything from her kitchen*

Oh..my Cincinnati home…