If I were a cartoon.....

Lucy Van Pelt works hard at being bossy, crabby and selfish. She is loud and yells a lot. Her smiles and motives are rarely pure. She's a know-it-all who dispenses advice whether you want it or not--and for Charlie Brown, there's a charge. She's a fussbudget, in the true sense of the word. She's a real grouch, with only one or two soft spots, and both of them may be Schroeder, who prefers Beethoven. As she sees it, hers is the only way. The absence of logic in her arguments holds a kind of shining lunacy. When it comes to compliments, Lucy only likes receiving them. If she's paying one--or even smiling--she's probably up to something devious.

I believe that this description actually embodies all the is me. I am loud, Aaron complains that I yell a lot, anyone who has ever worked with me can tell you that my smile means that I want something, and I believe my opinion to be the only thing that is right therefore you must hear it. Otherwise you are at a risk for never knowing anything.

Grouch? Hmmmmm, I have received more Grumpy Bear, Grumpy Dwarf & Oscar toys in my life than anyone would imagine humanly possible. My brother bought Aaron the t-shirt "some mornings I wake up grumpy, other days I let her sleep"...because it's true. If there is anyone who wakes up grumpier than I do, I don't dare wish to meet them ever, for fear of my life.

The next time I compliment you....be afraid, be very afraid..(no doubt I'm lying!)