A Football Blog: Why the NFC Has No Chance of Winning the Super Bowl…

One word: QUARTERBACKS! For pity’s sake, why is it that when I watch any NFC match-up I feel like I’m watching a marginally good D4 college quarterback? Where did they even find these guys? Eastern Illinois? Well THERE’S a football powerhouse! One of the best quarterbacks in the conference is Jon Kitna! I think I’ve made my point right there. How did they even pick for the Pro-Bowl? Whoever sucked the least, so congrats Drew, you’re the top of the suck pile.

When I see Peyton Manning throw the ball, I am amazed. When I see Carson Palmer throw the ball, again I am amazed. When I see Matt Hasslebeck throw the ball, I collapse in a fit of laughter. When I see Eli Manning throw the ball, I think Manning family step-child. When I see Rex Grossman throw the ball, I think a lot of things but none of them are good. Whoever drafted him should be F to the IRED! I also think, wow, maybe the Bears should discuss a contract with Brett Favre. I’ll give credit where credit is due, Drew Brees doesn’t throw terrible for a guy who just had his shoulder repaired. He’s better than Tony Romo fo’ sho!

During the NFC Championship game today, the announcer repeated a quote from Rex Grossman who says, “Any gray area, you throw it (the ball) away”. Apparently for Rex a gray area is any time you could get a first down or a man is wide open in the end zone. Pretty much for Rexy, the FIELD is a gray area. How in the heck is he in the Super Bowl? At one point this season he’d thrown more interceptions than 12 NFL teams combined.

So our Super Bowl match up is a laser rocket arm vs. a scared girl in a gray area? Yeah, Go Colts!